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Some guys need better girlfriends.
Well, this is true.
But I can always empathise,
Or see both sides.
I love giving oral sex,
And girls who are really into it just egg me on,
But I slept with a girl who thought vaginas were
Self-cleaning, in that, "washing it yourself throws off the pH-balance" or something,
And so the smell/taste/shower-quips felt poignant,
And the "don't cum on me"/"cum on me" I laughed really hard at, because different girls like different things,
And certain circumstances can change typicality
But I can always empathise,
Or see both sides.
I love giving oral sex,
And girls who are really into it just egg me on,
But I slept with a girl who thought vaginas were
Self-cleaning, in that, "washing it yourself throws off the pH-balance" or something,
And so the smell/taste/shower-quips felt poignant,
And the "don't cum on me"/"cum on me" I laughed really hard at, because different girls like different things,
And certain circumstances can change typicality
All true, all true.
Not gonna lie though, I've never met a girl who enjoyed giving it for more than 15 minutes or so. Eventually your jaw really starts to hurt.
Not gonna lie though, I've never met a girl who enjoyed giving it for more than 15 minutes or so. Eventually your jaw really starts to hurt.
I figure,
It tests you, no matter which team you swing for,
"Don't fuck my face" hahaha
It tests you, no matter which team you swing for,
"Don't fuck my face" hahaha