-- Kwan 'Juan' Seok, aka "Daddy Kou" 1982-2005
So Gothicas are nothing more than cheerleaders in black and deserve to be bludgeoned to death with french bread. Une Baguette, preferably.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask?
Because you are my friend.
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