I find it somewhat discouraging my dA profile has received almost as many views in the same amount of time since my declaration of absence on January 1st 2014 as I received when I was an active participant on this godforsaken dull site.
And that's inclusive of the hundreds - upwards of a thousand on some days - daily views I used to get when engaged in my battle of wits with the MajorIdiot and his Band of Merry Idiots.
Lucky for me I possess indefatigable confidence in myself otherwise I could be inclined to think someone is trying to tell me they like me better when I am not around.
I honestly can't imagine what would possess anyone to think something like that about me.
I am required for occupational reasons to maintain androgynous standards of logic in my daily professional interactions with people so that anything I may say is comprehensible to both men and women alike, however, in private life I reserve the right to employ feminine standards of logic which by definition excludes comprehension by men and with a bit of fine tuning by me is also rendered incomprehensible to most women except for a select type of woman namely me.
I don't think though even if I were to maintain androgynous standards of logic could I write a comprehensible and cohesive summation that definitively explained my participations on the Internet these past four years as even I view them as being estranged.
In fact, I just view everything as being much like Alice's adventures in Alice in Wonderland.
The real me though is a lot more like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz insofar as being motivated by the single objective of just wanting to go home.
That last statement is not feminine logic; that's just me being deliberately cryptic.
It really wouldn't have mattered how I behaved or what I had said to anyone in the Shoutbox as I frequently encounter those exact same dynamics in real life where even if I were to try to make pleasant small talk about the most trivial of things I invariably always hear back on the gossip vine some catty distortion of what it is I had said which invariably is something along the lines of how shallow am I as a person to be 'bitching' about the most inconsequential trivial of things when I look like me da da da...
I learned long ago I can never win with some people so I don't even try.
And though all of that was in the back of my mind when engaged in the Shoutbox it was of minor influence as my dynamics were being driven by a whole other force.
And though the differences may only be subtle, it is enough of a difference for it to constitute non-reality.
I actually found
Felissauria quite amusing as she has that caustic single emoticon post of hers down to a tee.
That's essentially my whole life dedication insofar as constantly refining everything privately so I am required to do less and less publicly.
And, I did say some rather unkind things about
BeautifullyChaotic towards the end, which understandably motivated the Three Amigos to come to her defence.
Additionally, I don't think I'd be all that welcoming in my mannerisms if some floozy suddenly appeared on the scene from out of nowhere and immediately became the preoccupation in the coolest guy of the group.
The funniest part about the whole thing was I didn't even know there was a Shoutbox.
I had just been banned from GayBiWorlds after a week for being too sexy for which amused me no ends after which I scrolled up the chatroom page and saw that little outside portal to the Shoutbox, so I decided to make some lame comment and to my surprise I got an immediate response back from that young girl who lives in Denmark or the Netherlands or wherever she lives to which I made some other lame but amusing comment as I was still on a high from having been banned for being too sexy by simply mentioning to some guy who told me he was ill that I would love to care but I am wearing a little white nurses outfit which would probably only increase his temperature.
After a few exchanges she invited me inside which completely confused me as I didn't even know there was an inside.
That's how it all innocently began.
For the first two weeks or so I was much like Julia Roberts character in the movie Notting Hill when she goes to dinner with Hugh Grant and just sits there delighted by everything going on around her.
I only mention all this in purpose of shining a spotlight on how nuanced things tend to be at the heart of good relations with people - even on the Internet - which without only leads to heartache and grief.
I've already related to you privately how I became a phenomenon when I was nineteen in 2001 on this particular site before the advent of social media which would forever turn me off socially engaging on the Internet as I had become so overwhelmed by all these people wanting to correspond with me in addition to wanting to be best friends forever.
I literally lost six months of my life sorting that mess out as it turned into such a nightmare.
Needless to say, that's the reason why it is I have always danced around this appearance thing of mine even resorting to showing a downgraded picture of myself to a few people here.
So, let me provide you with an anchor by which to try and comprehend this ramble of mine which ironically is the exact same anchor I first ever used at TDSF in April 2011 with some guy who was being friendly towards me. This occurred before the psychopaths became active so I only ever used it the one time as it really is the closest fit to me that exists.
As you may note having now seen that picture of me, I look very similar to Catherine McCormack in this scene here from the movie Braveheart:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU-imA…I obviously appreciate this scene for other reasons than just a lookalike me as I am sure you are aware she dies in the movie for which Mel Gibson's character William Wallace avenges her death in a war of nations.
I mean, a girl can't ask for anymore devotion than that from a guy.
That connection is really significant in conjunction with what I've written above regarding how nuanced things tend to be at the heart of good relations with people.
You may have noticed the username
Wufpacker appearing on my profile quite regularly.
I met him in August 2013 on a
naked-in-the-rain deviation I had left a caustic comment on about some ghastly looking hybrid rose she had used in the picture.
He and I - not without difficulties - have stayed in contact on and off since then.
I'm not going to go into his and mine story but recently he experienced a family tragedy in which I had been empathetically supportive until such time a communicative nuance issue arose for which I didn't much appreciate and so called it quits with him.
Hopefully, that is the last horrible thing I ever have to do on the Internet in relation to any past acquaintances I may have established.
In real life everyone who wants to know me has to traverse the gauntlet of jurisprudence.
Very rarely am I ever caught in an emotional bind with someone as more times than not it's their perceptions of the world around them for which there is a good chance I don't agree that curtails any considerations of friendship let alone anything amorous.
He and I never discussed anything of that sort - and of the few times we did there was disagreement.
That, in and of itself is a distortion of reality which is all fine and good in casual acquaintance and general chitchat on the Internet.
My re-engagement with the Internet was purely inadvertent which essentially stemmed from me wanting to leave positive personal feedback on the Jon Stewart website as a means of saying thank you to one of his correspondents - Aasif Mandvi - who appears on the show for having made me laugh when no one else could during a time of family tragedy.
I had registered the account in November 2010 but never authenticated the email until March 2011 as I had changed my mind about the whole thing in the meantime.
When I did authenticate the account the link I clicked in the email took me back to the site so I decided to take a look at some of the various chatrooms on offer by just randomly clicking links.
You could wrist tie me and force me to straddle a Spanish Horse naked with heavy weights strapped to my ankles and still not get me to participate on a text based message board forum.
The very last link I clicked before intending to click off the site for good was a link to the Flames chatroom, which instantly did grab my attentions as it was just so vibrantly colourful as well as proved to be quite witty and clever with further investigations.
In reality however it was more like an abandoned theme park that had tumble weed rolling all over the place as I quickly came to learn.
That's where it should have ended and would have ended if I hadn't injured my knee in a freakish accident a week later attending a function which completely immobilised me for two weeks, in addition to taking months to heal even though I had suffered no visible injury.
Even when I did farewell that godforsaken forum in the last week of April 2011 - after having successfully achieved the most popular girls thread in the history of that miserable forum - in the posting of two Victoria's Secret videos of which Akon singing his song Angel with Flavia was one, I fell inexplicably violently ill in the first week of May which had me bedridden for a week and would take me over a year from which to recover.
I discovered DeviantArt in October 2011 via Google searching for images of Succubi as the psychopath I got to walk around his home with a loaded shotgun often referred to me as being an Evil Succubus. But, as I am sure you are aware, you can't view mature content unless you are a member so I had to join here just so I could view some images that I was forbidden from viewing as a non-member. I viewed the images I had been forbidden from viewing and then left and never came back until November the following year, which I only did to leave a scathing comment on the same psychopath I got to walk around his home with a loaded shotgun dA profile.
In April 2012 an awkward truce was established between myself and the main adversarial psychopath after he apologised to me for the thousand and one false accusations he had made of me.
For me, the truce was like doing a private striptease for my grandfather it felt that awkward - not that I've ever done that.
So, in October 2012 just before I came here, I hatched a plot to cause a rift between this psychopath and another psychopath who was his best buddy pal.
That truly was evil of me but it got me out of that goddamn awkward truce.
That actually broke the cohesion between the psychopaths which had them all disband until March 2013 when they started to reunite again.
Of course, it wouldn't be a proper reunion without me so I would occasionally visit in purpose of bringing joy and happiness to their lives as I am good at that as I am sure you are aware.
But for some odd reason I wasn't welcomed as all they had to say was horrible things about me - not that they ever said anything nice about me - along with threats concerning my career.
Whereas relations had never been good between myself and the psychopaths; they were now toxic.
Of course, none of that bothered me in the slightest as everything had become so estranged.
If I had hoped to have found more peaceful meadows to graze after my escapades with the MajorIdiot and his Band of Merry Idiots in 2013 I was sadly mistaken.
That's why as early as May 2013 I was of the mind this thing was not going to repeat in 2014.
I was sure I could get the psychopaths blogs deleted as I knew the site administrator had a crush on me.
I mean, I could have easily have written to him and asked him sweetly to delete the blogs for which he no doubt would have agreed but I wanted the psychopaths to be the instrument of their own demise.
And so, on December 13th - two weeks before Christmas - the blogs were deleted.
My plan worked perfectly.
Of course, the saga didn't end there because I immediately joined another message board forum that had been started by former TDSF members and for which I had been reluctant to join before then just so I could gloat about tricking the psychopaths into getting their own blogs deleted, as I knew they kept close watch on the activities at that forum.
However, two weeks after joining that forum the psychopaths retaliated by an SQL attack on the forum deleting the entire forum, which had been in existence since 2007.
Just how horrible do you think I felt after I realised I had caused the deletion of an entire forum?
Not to be deterred, I decided to set up shop at G+ and gloat there as Google had given me an account early in 2013 which I had never utilised because of my Youtube account, which I had had for years.
Of course, I've mentioned nothing about being banned from the Shoutbox that night.
That was funny as I had been sitting here topless applying moisturiser to my skin whilst typing with my two little fingers.
I had refreshed the page just before returning the moisturiser to the bathroom only to get back to the computer to read I had two minutes to leave the Shoutbox or I would be banned.
I had been away for about thirty minutes by then.
I wrote a scathing note to
spyed about all that as I had been his only ally in the face of vitriolic abuse that night.
Needless to say, I didn't mention anything about being topless at the time.
I could probably own DeviantArt by now if I had.
That was a mistake of mine.
As expected, the main adversarial psychopath did briefly visit my G+ profile in April 2014.
That was the last I heard from any of them directly even though I know they all keep a watchful eye on my online activities.
My latest trick in real life is to throw mobile telephones into fish tanks or a bowl of soup or ice bucket - whatever is handy at the time.
Of course, had you been
Wufpacker you would know that's really quite tame of me as I shared with him some of my more elaborate countermeasures I've used in the past against agenda orientated men.
I don't want to make the same mistake as I made with him.
My mistake with him was to engage when I had already decided and had already set things in motion to disengage from the Internet.
I possess that rare beguiling combination of having a vivacious spirit whilst outwardly my appearance, character traits and mannerisms leads people to falsely assume I am a very impressionable young woman.
Consequently, I attract a lot of attention from the wrong type of people especially if I frequent the wrong places, which is why I appear to be as so adept as I am at psychological countermeasures.
I obviously am very selective where I go and with whom for these reasons, which often has me prefer to just stay home.
My fountain story is a story of betrayal when I was nineteen.
When you became best buddy pals with the MajorIdiot after blocking me I used the memory of that occasion to replicate a level of outrage at my unchivalrous treatment by you.
I was still of that attitude when I popped into the Shoutbox at Christmas time last year.
It was only when I popped back before New Year when you happened to be there and we got chatting even though initially I was still maintaining my feigned outrage at my unchivalrous treatment by you did I become aware you were actually being quite friendly towards me which had me do an immediate complete flip informing you to forget about all that as it was so long ago.
I am well aware this is an epic post and so if you've made it this far without pouring petrol all over yourself and self-immolating yourself you've obviously used the last of the petrol you had around the home on the lawn mower as I couldn't imagine there being another reason for choosing a less painful way out.
I have really fond memories of our time together.
And, as I've previously stated, you are the best exponent of the online communication arts I have ever encountered.
You most definitely would have attracted similar admiring quizzical looks from me like Catherine McCormack makes of Mel Gibson in that scene had it been you and I sitting opposite each other.
Especially back then when considering the type of male company I had been keeping with the psychopaths.
I now no longer possess the enthusiasm to communicate on the Internet in any regular kind of way.
Not that I ever really did.