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"Well then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer me weasely black guts out." "Well then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer me weasely black guts out."
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"Sorry I'm late. I was on the road when inspiration hit, and I had to stay around for the accident report."