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MajesticSkye's avatar
I never experienced it. You see, I was a deadly tumor baby. I was never born, simply removed. 
JetWave's avatar
Deadly tumor baby? Does this mean you were removed and finished in a tube? 
MajesticSkye's avatar
Nope. I was removed at the right time. It's just that I was so big that I would have destroyed my mother's hip bones and killed her of I was born normally. Fun stuff, right?
JetWave's avatar
I wouldn't call you a deadly fetus then. :P Personally me and my twin brother forced ourselves out 3 weeks in advance, so we got some real comfy beds and other more technical stuff while our organs like our lungs finished developing. 
MajesticSkye's avatar
Wow. You guys just weren't patient. So eager to see the world. :XD:
The whole tumor baby thing is just a long time joke with my friends and me. I personally call babies parasites. They spend nine months leeching nutrients off of the host, I mean mother. They also do nothing good in return during that time. :P
JetWave's avatar
I suppose that's one way to see it. :O But hopefully the pain was worth the reward.
MajesticSkye's avatar
 I'm sure my mother has mixed feeling about this little parasite. XD