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AH YES YOUNG GRASSHOPPER
COME ON DOWN TO THE DARK BROTHERHOOD AND TAKE A LEFT INTO THE FIRST ROOM, AND ALAS! I WILL BE THERE! THEN JUST SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN AND TAP MY SHOULDER, AND BE LIKE, "art me please." THEN I WILL BE LIKE, "hmmm perhaps, but I need to get something first." THEN I WILL TURN AROUND A SACRIFICE EITHER A MOOSE, A PLATYPUS, OR A FLYING BISON (depending on the day) THEN I WILL DIP MY GRIMY LITTLE FINGERS INTO BLOOD AND START PAINTING A PICTURE ON THE WALL. AND IF YOU WAIT AND WATCH, YOU WILL SOON REALIZE THAT IM NOT DRAWING YOU, BUT IM ACTUALLY DRAWING BRAMBLECLAW, AND YOULL BE LIKE, "wiat- woah I thought u draw me face?" AND ILL BE LIKE, "meow." AND THEN MY EYES WILL GROW WIDE AND MY BODY WILL SHRINK AS I TURN INTO A SALAMANDER. THEN ILL SLINK AWAY WHILE BOBBING MY HEAD. THEREFORE NO ONE SHALL EVER EXPERIENCE THE BEAUTY OF MY FACE DRAWING SKILLS, BECAUSE I AM JUST A LOWLY SALAMANDER. DONT STEP ON ME.
COME ON DOWN TO THE DARK BROTHERHOOD AND TAKE A LEFT INTO THE FIRST ROOM, AND ALAS! I WILL BE THERE! THEN JUST SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN AND TAP MY SHOULDER, AND BE LIKE, "art me please." THEN I WILL BE LIKE, "hmmm perhaps, but I need to get something first." THEN I WILL TURN AROUND A SACRIFICE EITHER A MOOSE, A PLATYPUS, OR A FLYING BISON (depending on the day) THEN I WILL DIP MY GRIMY LITTLE FINGERS INTO BLOOD AND START PAINTING A PICTURE ON THE WALL. AND IF YOU WAIT AND WATCH, YOU WILL SOON REALIZE THAT IM NOT DRAWING YOU, BUT IM ACTUALLY DRAWING BRAMBLECLAW, AND YOULL BE LIKE, "wiat- woah I thought u draw me face?" AND ILL BE LIKE, "meow." AND THEN MY EYES WILL GROW WIDE AND MY BODY WILL SHRINK AS I TURN INTO A SALAMANDER. THEN ILL SLINK AWAY WHILE BOBBING MY HEAD. THEREFORE NO ONE SHALL EVER EXPERIENCE THE BEAUTY OF MY FACE DRAWING SKILLS, BECAUSE I AM JUST A LOWLY SALAMANDER. DONT STEP ON ME.