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^{There's a scorpion in your house. What do you do?}

run off screaming no one's getting stung in my house m8

The scorpion ignores you and goes into your kitchen.

get OUT of my kitchen I have a BROOM

The scorpion ignores you even more and grabs a Twinkie. Then she jumps on your face. Who cares if you have A BROOM? OWO

we don't have twinkies in croatia as far as I know our foreign snack game is weak

The scorpion is pissed. WHAT NO TWINKINES??? YALL SUCK! JKJK Well, not you, 'cuz you're hella rad. I want fruit... ;w;

dude we don't have hersheys or anything like that either god damnit BUT I have strawberries, clementines and apples what do you want m8

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