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I form an opinion about someone almost instantly, that’s natural, and I try to reframe from analyzing people in general, and like you said, it can be pointless, I agree with you there.
I don’t expect anyone to actually listen to me when it comes to defining a person’s characteristics or more. I don’t practice it like a psychologist, therapist, or healer. They revolve their lives around it; I do not, therefore my opinion is considered naïve or uneducated. I’m still so very unaware of so very much, I will admit that.
The statements I wrote about you were vague and generally common analytical assumptions that most mindful people could make. I agree, and I am aware that I am not an expert. Although I do make an effort to observe for myself as best as I can. What I said about you was an amateur’s opinion; I tried really hard to be accurate, and I am still trying just as hard. Also, for you to see my statements in an open-minded way, and not get defensive over them takes maturity I think. That is one reason why I liked you, because you understand that it takes more strength to expose your so-called flaws than it does to get offensive and reject an honest opinion.
You are right, I can’t sense your tone, pulse, vibration, or being over the net, I don’t care too either. All I need to do is be honest and receptive enough. I still get to exercise my opinion either way, and that’s all I really want to do here.
I did try to analyze you by means of text, it was all I had to work with, and I believe it was more than enough.
Ask for how I analyze people, I will use whatever information I can get, I just apply basic observation to the subject more than anything, and you are right in saying what I base my conclusions off of, a lot of it is personal experience.
I would say that your perception of me is accurate in a lot of ways, I agree with what you said about my being moody, feelings dominate my opinions, my statements are extreme feelings most of the time. I’m a sensitive person.
I also agree with what you said about my being idealistic, I am glad that you pointed that out, I just realized how idealistic I must be, I had not thought about that before. That’s really good to know, thanks.
The one thing I question is about the value I place on myself. Perhaps I do associate myself with some sort of hierarchy. I’m not really stuck up, I am uptight though, really uptight, I’m content, just not very relaxed. Hugh…. I would like to say that that side of me is a side affect of my uptight demeanor, but I know that there is more to it. Well… something to keep in mind I guess.
I think you did a great job analyzing me, thanks.
take care man