c-ymru's avatar
fIGHT ME SHORT STACK BRING IT ON

( here hold my welsh babe for a bit i'm just gonna pop to the shops- )

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/ runs like hell to the kitchen
/ opens fridge and pulls out two pints of beer
/whoo p there she goes to the sink
/open the two bottles and tips them slightly over the sink

I'LL FUKIN DO IT
c-ymru's avatar
/ gettin all pumped
/ gonna smack a bitch
/ sHIT SON DON'T WASTE ALCOHOL

woah
woahohoho-
pUT THE BLOODY BOTTLES DOWN
yOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS
WHAT DID THE DRINK EVER DO TO YOU
Flowerof-Scotland's avatar
EVER HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED
GUILT BY ASSOCIATION?
/ she's fukin srs about this
/ tips the bottle a little bit more
/ a little bit pours out

COME ANY CLOSER AND I POUR THE ENTIRE THING.
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pUT IT DOWN ALISA, YOU CRAZY BASTARD
/ backs up
/ wow crazy alert

LOOK YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
/ shit should he tackle her to the floor-

YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS