Wow, how did I overlook the announcement? Happy Birthday (belatedly) babe! Wow, you're an old woman of 21? Sagging and wrinkled, no doubt.... Not voluptuous, sexy in gags and ropes, nosirreee....
Really? Wow, that's a relief! In that case,I hope you got your birthday spankings...and gagging...and leather restraints...and flogging....and...hey, why is my keyboard melting?