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I know you're frustrated, but it'll get to be a real problem.
Once, I told a girl I loved her, and things started going too fast, too far...switch that around. I had to break it of, which was also pretty bad too cos of the fact that I said it in the first place.
My best guess, is say it when you propose to her (if it ever goes there) and not a second before. Plus, it'd mean a whole lot more if you didn't ever before.
She sounds like an awesome girl my man. Stick with her. But please, don't use the L-word. I'm just speakin' from experience.
Let me know if you need any more advice. I've been in quite a few relationships that haven't worked out so well, so I know what doesn't work, at least.
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Nintendiehard here, lookin' for voice work. Still a voice acting amateur, but I has dreams as big as all-outdoors to be a pro one day. I'm just lookin' for some experience. So let me know if you wanna try me out, I'd love to audition.
-N