TheIcyGlaceon's avatar
Will you be my husband? :meow:
AlexMercer95's avatar
I have a girlfriend, lol
TheIcyGlaceon's avatar
WHAAAT?!

If that's so, then how do you explain what happened between us last night? :tears:
I thought I meant something to you baby :petting:
TheIcyGlaceon's avatar
Don't you remember last night, baby?
D: you don't remember?!

Well, maybe THIS will help freshen your memory! >:I
*pulls out positive pregnancy test from paper brown bag*

NOW DO YOU REMEMBER?!!
AlexMercer95's avatar
Jesus people keep doing this joke to me. 

Stahp pls
TheIcyGlaceon's avatar
*falls onto floor and cries*

How could you do this to me?

Leave me, like THIS?!

*points at belly*

I'm ugly and deformed now because of you!
:iconcryforeverplz:
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