[So Hamlet slinks down the alley, looking for a backer and mutterin' about how he'll never talk to another fucking actor. When him and Horatio come across some downs diggin' a mouldy grave.
"Who's this sucker?" asks Hamlet.
"Yorick" they say"
"Yorick?" Says Hamlet, "I knew the motherfucker."
"He was a court jester who made us all laugh with his funny faces. Hey Yorick, why ain't you laughin' now?
Yorick, I kissed these lips, I know not how oft."
"Hey," Quipped Horatio, "Let's not be announcin' how oft you kissed them lips, coz everybody's already talkin' about the way you walk, and how you ain't givin Ophelia no nook."]
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[Yours is neat, too!]
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SPLASH ATTACK!
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EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE.
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Oh shit...
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SPLASH ATTACK!
I demand that you bring forth the whole script for that wonderous rendition. Write it out.
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EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE.
"Who's this sucker?" asks Hamlet.
"Yorick" they say"
"Yorick?" Says Hamlet, "I knew the motherfucker."
"He was a court jester who made us all laugh with his funny faces. Hey Yorick, why ain't you laughin' now?
Yorick, I kissed these lips, I know not how oft."
"Hey," Quipped Horatio, "Let's not be announcin' how oft you kissed them lips, coz everybody's already talkin' about the way you walk, and how you ain't givin Ophelia no nook."]
*deep breath*
[That's all I got.]
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SPLASH ATTACK!
But unfortunately, you're going to die.
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EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE.
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SPLASH ATTACK!
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