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They want me to put my Devious Thoughts here????
That could be most dangerous! hehe I have a twisted mind, even those with twisted minds say "DUDE thats just twist

MOO!

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If you like me, you like me.
If you dont....
well that's your problem now isn't it?

Uh oh, they want Daonus's devious thoughts?! They better go buy themselves a couple extra terrabytes of storage!

thanks for adding me to your watch list

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sometimes, you'll dance around it all.

Ok so I have taken the plunge into poetry. I managed to knock off two almost back to back. Not sure if I shall be inspired to write more, or if this is a flash in the pan sorta thing. Anyways at least its something lol since I cant seem to make time to take photo's and my tale telling has all but dried up. I can SEE what I want to write but so far the words elude me.
Once again to quote Censor
GRAAH!

Ok something new!
If you work in an office, and get bored easily. Try switching the phone cords on 2 co-workers phones, this will effectively change the phone # for each of them. So they will get each others calls!
Sit back and watch the fun.

Working on the night shift, I have a few good pranks that I play on coworkers...

1) Our phones have many different rings. One such ring is a male voice saying "Are you there?". I change the victims phone ring to this, and then jack up the volume to max (these phones get loud). It works best on a Sunday cause not alot is going on, and the victim will be comfortable. All you have to do is sit back, wait for him to get comfy, and then give him a quick call...

"ARE YOU THERE?!??!!?" *victim falls out of chair* "ow.. Brian you bastard!"

Bleh, the only bad thing about it is that it's only effective the first few times..

2) Spring is here, and seeds/blossoms blanket the ground around our building. Sure, we could enjoy the scenery; but where is the fun in that? We like to shovel the stuff into a box and then dump it on an unsuspecting victims car. We get a good laugh, and they get a car that smells fragrant for at least a few days!

3) People like bananas at our work. Maybe we're just a bunch of IT monkeys; but when someone busts out that crescent shaped fruit, we cannot resist waiting for them to leave the scene for a little while, so we can have some fun at the expense of their potassium filled goodie. Just wrap the bugger in as much packing tape as you can. We also hang it on the ceiling as a nice little touch saying "Do your best... Reach for the sky! Or at least that banana hanging over your head"

4) Packing tape is the alpha and omega of the office prank. When you see a mouse, keyboard, phone and pager all wrapped together, you will know this. Hide the scissors.

More things to do at the office when bored
1) Find a co-workers coffee cup, write in the bottom of it
"You are being watched" with a sharpie, then fill it up and and set it on thier desk without being noticed. Watch as paranoia ensues.

2)Switch the paper in the copy machine to bright colors! ya you know the ones they sell at Staples for kids to draw on.

For those who work in retail
1) Get a pricing gun, run up to a co-worker and shout "BANG" and tag them on the forehead with a price 666 is always fun. Then run off cackling with glee.
2)If you can get away with often, ask for price checks on the most embaressing items brought to your till. Condoms, and Tampons are always good especially if the opposite gender is buying them.

Have fun! Who says work has to be boring!

thanks for the +fav on rockin' robin

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sometimes, you'll dance around it all.