1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"It's fine. A fall won't kill it."
...
o.O What am I reading...?
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
My left or yours?
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The last episode of Azumanga Daioh. Waaaah, they graduated... T_T
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:38.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:56. My internal clock must be on the fritz again...blast that Christmas fudge! >o<
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A tubular noise of some sort.
7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
After last night, I truly can't recall...
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
HOST CLUB!!! <333
9.What are you wearing?
My usual at-home garb. In other words, comfy pirate attire.
10. Did you dream last night?
Hai. I dreamed that my favorite sci-fi mommy gave me a penguin for Christmas. 0.0
11. When did you last laugh?
Hmm...when I was with my buddy last night, talking about something or other.
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My walls are padded. Srsly. ^-^
13.Seen anything weird lately?
Whenever I look in the mirror, lovey.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I really should be doing something else...
15. What is the last film you saw?
Some weird film with uppity European missionaries and half-nude Polynesian people in geography class. ;
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd put it all in a box, and put that box into another box, and that box into another box, and then label it "SWAG" in big, black letters and send it to a desolate cave somewhere in the world where no one could find it. xD
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I always feel that I have to draw faces on my watermelons before I eat them. @w@
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Turn down the volume on materialism. I think there's WAAY too much of that in the world, and I'm a pirate, fer chrissakes.
19.Do you like to dance?
More than you will ever know, diary.
20.George Bush:
Fickle-iffy-not-so-sure. Lesser of the two evils? We will never know.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hmm, I'll have to ask Cloud [an alias for my admired] about that one. I'm fond of older, more delicate names. Or I could just name her after a character I love or my OC, Mary-Jack.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
It's been determined. I will have a son, and name him JACK SPARROW.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Did you say 'aboard'? Well of course. I wish for a pirate ship of me own like people wish for ponies.
24.What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
What I would want Him to say?
"Oh, what a pleasure it is to have you join us! Cloud is right over there!"
What He will probably tell me?
"Don't move...I've got to ring up Satan and tell him we've got a mix-up..."
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