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Name-Jon Baker
Age-17
Location-Arkansas
Astrological sign-Gemini
Talents/Skills-shooting driving
Hobbies/Interests-hunting fishing
Total Number of ex-girlfriends-3
Favorite Musicians-Toby Keith Gretchen Wilson Alan Jackson

True/False Section:

8 hours of sleep is completely necessary for daily living. F
Showers are only necessary when hair is able to naturally repel water, or when the stench is enough to drive away mosquitoes. F
Being random and goofy is just plain awesome. T
Extended hugs are fun. T
Meeting new people and making new names for them is boring. F
Temperature wise, you are usually comfortably warm. T
You are able to laugh at yourself. T

Short Answer Section:

Do you smoke?N
If yes, what (please list in bullet form if necessary)
Do you consume daily alcoholic beverages? N
How about weekly? Y
Drugs? If yes- what and how often. N
Do you find it difficult/impossible to function normally when you are unable to consume anything of the above? N
Do you have any neuroses, diagnosed or otherwise? N
Are you capable of speaking in grammatically-correct sentences? Y
Do you drive/have a car? Y
How comfortable are you with unexpected situations? OK
Massages are… great when naked
Do you wear really baggy jeans that are just about down to your ankles? no
Do you happen to have hours of random facts stored in your brain? yes
How long does it take you to get bored? 20 min
Are you a picky eater? no
Would you ever consider yourself to be a specific type (ie- goth, skater, prep, jock etc.) and if yes, then what? yes redneck
How often do you find yourself playing with fire/knifes/other unnecessary dangerous objects? about every day
How important is honesty to you? very important

Multiple Choice Section:

Making snow angels in Monument Square during a snowstorm, in full view of passers-by, is-
a. Fun, impulsive, and maybe even a little romantic, depending on the circumstance

Buying flowers-
a. A dozen red roses on Valentine's Day

Short clumsy girls in a weird assortment of clothing are-

c. Cool, but not my type


Invisible Theater is-
a. one of my favorite pastimes.
b. Something that sounds exciting but yet I don’t’ know what it is.
c. Heard of it and it is annoying and a waste of time.
d. Haven’t heard of it and don’t want to.

In a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest) you rate a …. In comparison to other males my age in my degree of horniness-
a. 1-3
b. 3-6
c. 6-9
d. 10
e. 10+

Ice is made for-
a. Slipping and sliding and just having a blast.
b. To sit inside and watch other people struggle as they walk up your icy driveway.
c. Absolutely nothing. It’s such a waste of matter.
d. Throwing at people.

Your physical appearance, you personally think-
a. is a replica for what’s inside.
b. A false shield that hides you from the real world.
c. Um. It’s what I look like. Nothing more, nothing less.

Essay Section:

If you were to make me a cd of a collection of your favorite songs, what would be on it and why?

Tell me your funniest joke.

What’s your favorite physical part of the opposite sex and why?

Tell me a random story that explains who you are, 250 words or less.

And now, write me deep insightful poem. Ready… GO!