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Hey there :wave:
Thanks for the :+devwatch:!
I appreciate it :aww:

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Chapter One:
Legend foretold of the one who would bring never-ending darkness to the sacred land of Deviantart. No one knew what the destroyer's face would look like. If in fact he did have a face to look upon. If he did, it would be far too gruesome and hideous to gaze at for more than two heartbeats of a bluebird. Maybe three, tops. But then again I guess you could look at him then turn away, let it settle then look again. You would probably get a good idea of what he looked like. A clear pictu... SILENCE!!! I shall continue... Legend did tell that on that sad day in late December after the holiday that the human race refers to as Christmas (also known to the goblin race as Happy Fudge Fingers Day), the dark one emerged from his dark realm where he slumbered in the darkest abyss, swallowed and darkened by the vast and empty darkness that was filled with a bunch of dark things like, Magic Markers, Emo Sweaters, Briefcases, and Pierce Bronson’s hair. He commenced his reign of terror upon the peaceful world of Deviantart and sorrow blanketed the very sky above. Blue sky turned to gray. And not a cheerful Heather Gray. I'm talking gray. Crap poopoo gray! And so forth did the denizens of Middle Deviant do battle with their mighty foe. And surprisingly was vanquished in the first ten minutes. Some say he couldn't go on due to back problems. And some say the mighty moderators themselves upon the very sky itself (the one that turned poo poo gray) and told onto he "Your art is only ok, bra. Let's just "chillax" and come back when you have more talent. Thanks." They then proceeded to high five and chest bump and talk about to what degree that they did "burn" their foe. Even though he was not smited by any actual fire. The dark one soon realized that there is a vast bevy of talented artists and did in fact "chillax". Order restored! Hazah hoorah! The Deviantart's town people rejoiced.
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Legend foretold of the one who would bring never-ending darkness to the sacred land of Deviantart. No one knew what the destroyer's face would look like. If in fact he did have a face to look upon. If he did, it would be far too gruesome and hideous to gaze at for more than two heartbeats of a bluebird. Maybe three, tops. But then again I guess you could look at him then turn away, let it settle then look again. You would probably get a good idea of what he looked like. A clear pictu... SILENCE!!! I shall continue... Legend did tell that on that sad day in late December after the holiday that the human race refers to as Christmas (also known to the goblin race as Happy Fudge Fingers Day), the dark one emerged from his dark realm where he slumbered in the darkest abyss, swallowed and darkened by the vast and empty darkness that was filled with a bunch of dark things like, Magic Markers, Emo Sweaters, Briefcases, and Pierce Bronson’s hair. He commenced his reign of terror upon the peaceful world of Deviantart and sorrow blanketed the very sky above. Blue sky turned to gray. And not a cheerful Heather Gray. I'm talking gray. Crap poopoo gray! And so forth did the denizens of Middle Deviant do battle with their mighty foe. And surprisingly he was vanquished in the first ten minutes. Some say he couldn't go on due to back problems. And some say the mighty moderators themselves upon seeing how much of a puss the dark one was, opened the very sky itself (the one that turned poo poo gray) and told onto he "Your art is only ok, bra. Let's just "chillax" and come back when you have more talent. Thanks." They then proceeded to high five and chest bump and talk about to what degree that they did "burn" their foe. Even though he was not smited by any actual fire. The dark one soon realized that there is a vast bevy of talented artists and did in fact "chillax". Order restored! Hazah hoorah! The Deviantart's town people rejoiced.
Amen.

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If there's nothing out there, then what's that noise?
I was checking my hotmail account and found your message. Sorry it took so long to get back to you; I'm kind of a scatter-brain.
Anyhoo, I can't help you with your coloring, I'm pretty busy for the foreseeable future. Thanks for thinking of my work though!
Sorry again,
-jOE

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Hey there :wave:
Thanks for the :+devwatch:!
I appreciate it :aww:

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-   How to make emoticons :eager:
-   Software for making emoticons :woohoo:
-   :la: NOW GO MAKE SOME!!!
How do you have only 1,000 page views?!
That's insane, your artwork is incredible!

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hey man my mom told me she met you at some restaurant in sac and decidd to make one of these things.im already on a few other sites but thought this might be a good idea as well. hope al is well. id love to see some of our shirt designs and such

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Derrick Warmerdam,
Owner and photographer of Drop Kick Photography
She actually told you, awesome. I was surprised you haven't heard about this site yet. I think it's the coolest thing since, uh... not getting punched in the stomach. Which is pretty cool. I only posted two of the T-Shirts so far and those were just for fun. Way before I even thought about doing it as a business. I just got such a good response to them, that I thought like Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China and said "What the hell."
I shoot for mediocre, so incredible is much appreciated. I actually don't care too much about page views. I am such a heavy critic about my stuff that I don't really want to advertise it too much. I am essentially doing this to look artistic which in effect woos the ladies. Woo them right into an abusive relationship with me. Am I right fellas? Fellas? damn... now I'm the asshole.

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