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-my friend and I hugging-
Kaitie: Remember, lunch, every Sunday.
Me: Yes, of course.
Kaitie: I love it how I'm two feet taller than you.
Me: You can rest your chin on my head.
Kaitie: It's very comfortable.
Me: I can feel your heart beat.
Kaitie: Awkward.