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The Doctor: "But if you don't get medical care right away you will-"
Janeway: "I'll be fine! Inject the Trioxdite serum NOW!"
The Doctor: "Very well. It's your body, you do what you want with it. I'm just the Chief Medical Officer, what do I know?"