As the first visitor, although it sez 0 pagevies (that's probably because I'm SIR-SUCKALOT HIMSELF and therefor don't need to be counted) I hereby declare this church for.. OPENED , *steps aside to let the masses of people enter*

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain... Time to die.

A safe haven for those who suck...from those who don't!
It is whay I always dreamed of!

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So this dyslexic walks into a bra.....

As self-proclaimed High Priest, I would like to announce that if you should have a deviation that is truly in the spirit of Suck, just notify us, and we will favorite it. And if you feel that there is something that sucks so much that you don't know if you can bear the pride of showing the world how much you suck, we can post it for you, anonymously, as long as it is in the spirit of the Super-Ultra-Mega-Holy Church of Suck.

Some guidelines: It should either feature our most benevolent profet, Sir Suckalot, or some other character pertaining to the Church of Suck, like some icon of the saints. Or, it could be a pure propaganda poster for Suck, like You Suck! with some nice embellishments. Etc....


All hail Suck!

Well grab my balls and call me Margareth, hmm.. On the other hand don't do that!

What am I seeing?

A holy sanctuary for the first.. And what a lovely ICON! It features such lovely deviations as, my poster, wohoo!

But what does I also see? As self proclamed Propaganda minister I urgently and suckuelently (Yes that is a new word) set my foot down! Why hasn't the propaganda poster been added to the favorites? That sucks! (Yes both the poster and the "not-putting-it-there" sucks!)

Also I would like you to urgently but not suckuelently write who is the minister of what, who is the high priest of what and all that.. And for Sucks sake (fss for you computer slang chatters) Put the icons of the members and saints in alphabetical order please!

And, nice job.. This sucks!

Well grab my balls and call me Margareth, hmm.. On the other hand don't do that!

What am I seeing?

A holy sanctuary for the first.. And what a lovely ICON! It features such lovely deviations as, my poster, wohoo!

But what does I also see? As self proclamed Propaganda minister I urgently and suckuelently (Yes that is a new word) set my foot down! Why hasn't the propaganda poster been added to the favorites? That sucks! (Yes both the poster and the "not-putting-it-there" sucks!)

Also I would like you to urgently but not suckuelently write who is the minister of what, who is the high priest of what and all that.. And for Sucks sake (fss for you computer slang chatters) Put the icons of the members and saints in alphabetical order please!

And, nice job.. This sucks!

Everybody, I would like to introduce you our newest suckling: !

Everybody give a warm welcome to her, for she truly doest suck!

Your very own High Priest

This still sucks.

Yes the church still sucks, and so it will to the end of time. We won't budge from our views that suckiness is the purest form of existence. When you truly suck, noone will have expectations to your work, and you will become transcendal. In theory at least.

Please, we if anyone has a view of their own about sucking, we will gladly discuss it here at the devious thoughts.

also.. if anyone has a chapter or two, wich will contribute to the "Big Book of Suck" just send a note.

FAQ:

What IS the Big Book of Suck?

Answ: Our holy scripture ofcourse.

I will quote saint of the first order Contribute to the church and you will find yourself rapidly moving upwards the corporate ladder in church-of-suck)


I shall now proceed to give you this text to meditate over. It is taken from the First Book of Suckiness, chapter 2, verse 12-14:

And he said unto them: "Thou shalt do thine best to suck as much as me. But ye shall not succeed, for I am Sir Suckalot, and lo: My suckiness overrules yours by like a million in infinetely!"