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you probly dont remember me... i used to go to mhs... i moved though... but my freshman year (last year..sad i know) you came up to me outside after school, and i had no idea who you were, and u just tapped me on the shoulder, and cruochd down and looked up my skirt and as you did it, you asked me if i was wearing anything underneath it... lol... well i wasnt... u saw that... just fishnet tights... and that black white miniskirt...lol... black hoodie... and idk why i remember but u had on an underoath sweatshirt... back then i had dark long hair, and now its blonde and pink... well... sorta... idk if you know me, or remember that, but if you do, or dont, give me a holler...Alyx by the way...
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