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I used to worship your colors in comics.
Now I guess I can pick up the habit again!
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"Gene Weingarten once wrote,
Many, many years ago, when God was still an adolescent, he decided that for the survival of the species, it was necessary that men be loathesome, prurient pigs.
Yup. And darned proud of it."
David Apatoff