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Okay, you gave me permission - merciless! (Ah, I don't want to hurt your feelings, though.. but I think it's admirable you want to improve!
"Ja, ich glaube, dass[already told you German grammar is horrible, didn't I? ><] wir in Deutsch schreiben können, als Vorbereitung..."
"...und es macht spaß. Ich lerne deutsch schon seit drei Jahren[plural, remember? x3]..."
"Ich kenne schon vier Sprachen[plural +smiles+], also deutsch ist... er... just another one which i must get my head around = ähm... bloß eine weitere Sprache über die ich mir den Kopf zerbrechen muss" Hope I didn't get it wrong ^_^;; it's a metaphor, so...
Wha--- you know 4 languages?! Wow!
"Das Problem ist, dass meine Lehrerin für die ersten zwei Jahre komisch[^^ means "strange"] war."
Actually.. I wonder - Wie lernt ihr deutsch at school? Ah, and of course.. feel free to correct my mistakes as well, yah?! Hey, I want to improve too! ^_^ Mercilessly!! KIAI, the only way if you're serious with something.
"Mit unserer neuen Lehrerin machen wir viel mehr [ viel mehr = much more - yap, this was 100% correct ^^!] als bevor..."
You know what's funny? Even if someday you get fed up with German while being here in Germany, you can still talk english. Jeder versteht englisch und lernt die Sprache!
It wouldn't work vice-versa, though... too bad
Regarding Jihaku... I really like.. no - I love this part:
In general, why is it necessary to tell stories of worrisome and painful things?
It's because telling them will ease the pain, right?
If you lick the wounds that you carry, then certainly they will become a little less painful.
However, if you stop licking them, the pain will begin again.
So even though it hurts, you should stich up your wounds quickly. It will really hurt while they're sewn up, but after it's over, you'll be on your way to being healed.
Love, love... especially the last two sentences!
Oh, and yeah... no problem, ne..
To be honest, I don't like adding random people
Hamsters? Ah, I see.. that's why your avatar shows hamtaro, ne?
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