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Hello. I'm here to represent you as the defendant in the following crime of _______________. Please fill in the blank with a crime that you have committed. Exception A: If the defendant(s) is/are under the age of eighteen and did not have a parent and/or legal guardian(s) present at the time of interrogation, questioning, or captivity, et cetera, any confession, statement, account, et cetera, of the defendant is therefore unpermissible in court. Exception to Exception A: If the defendant is being held accountable for homocide, and the state has substantial evidence, besides that of a confession, statement, account, et cetera, that can prove the defendant guilty, the defendant will be tried as an adult, not as a minor. Exception B: If the defendant's lawyer wishes for the defendant not to complete and sign this form, the defendant is then not required to do so, given that the defendant and the defendant's lawyer have permission from a parent and/or legal guardian(s) prior to withholding the information needed from filling out the form above. Exception to Exception B: If needed, the defendant's lawyer may kidnap the defendant and hold the defendant for ransom, under two conditions. One, the the defendant's lawyer seek out the defendant's parent and/or legal guardian(s) to ask for permission, and two, that they tell a judge beforehand, so that the trial may be postponed until further notice.

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