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Holy Crap!
It's a Thomas!
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And that...is my Sin...and this...is my punishment.
<-[Vincent Valentine]
It's a Thomas!
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And that...is my Sin...and this...is my punishment.
<-[Vincent Valentine]
And here goes with the stalking -sigh- oh well, at least I know you. I think. Shit, I don't remember. Damn it! *goes off and kills a puppy* I feel better now.
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"If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But water's not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up"
- drunk guy
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"If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But water's not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up"
- drunk guy
Holy crap! Where is it? Seriously, this isn't a funny joke,man! where the Hell is that thomas? Oh God! it's after me! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!! *sounds of flesh being ripped off of bones*
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"If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But water's not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up"
- drunk guy
--
"If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But water's not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up"
- drunk guy
muahaha... wait! NOT PUDDLES!! 
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see the people around you. don’t ignore them. then help them. [link]
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see the people around you. don’t ignore them. then help them. [link]
: D
I forgot!
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And that...is my Sin...and this...is my punishment.
<-[Vincent Valentine]
I forgot!
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And that...is my Sin...and this...is my punishment.
<-[Vincent Valentine]
Well now that I beat it to death with my ripped-off leg, I see it.
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"If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But water's not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up"
- drunk guy
--
"If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But water's not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up"
- drunk guy
Don't worry, we can get you another one. And kill it again.
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"If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But water's not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up"
- drunk guy
--
"If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But water's not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up"
- drunk guy
Oh noes.
not that!?
*cringe*
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And that...is my Sin...and this...is my punishment.
<-[Vincent Valentine]
not that!?
*cringe*
--
And that...is my Sin...and this...is my punishment.
<-[Vincent Valentine]
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"If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But water's not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
And shut the fuck up"
- drunk guy