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hey, Old man! 
thanks for the watch hehehe
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Only one man fights for what is right, THE STEEL SAMURAI!
thanks for the watch hehehe
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Only one man fights for what is right, THE STEEL SAMURAI!
Thanks for the favorite ^^
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~Sorry I missed Church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian~
~Quick! Pick a color between 1 and 10!~
Eia: You're Uke, you're meant to be violated.
Kit: ...Yeah
~Elricest is the best-cest: [link]
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~Sorry I missed Church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian~
~Quick! Pick a color between 1 and 10!~
Eia: You're Uke, you're meant to be violated.
Kit: ...Yeah
~Elricest is the best-cest: [link]
HAY MR. VON KARMA SAUR. WADDAP?
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Johnson: SHUCK JOHNSON. I'M OUT OF THE ORDINARY. DO YOU LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY? I CAN GET YOU MONEY FOR THAT! I'LL SIT IN THE JURY BOX AND MAKE CHIT-CHAT! CHIT-CHAT! CHIT-CHAT!
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Johnson: SHUCK JOHNSON. I'M OUT OF THE ORDINARY. DO YOU LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY? I CAN GET YOU MONEY FOR THAT! I'LL SIT IN THE JURY BOX AND MAKE CHIT-CHAT! CHIT-CHAT! CHIT-CHAT!
So.... What're you? A vampire?
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*hugs bear toy* What? >:C
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*hugs bear toy* What? >:C
Thanks for the 
, Mr von Karma, your awesomeness! 
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Yes, talking cleavage, I am happy to see you!
, Mr von Karma, your awesomeness! --
Yes, talking cleavage, I am happy to see you!
Hmph. Fool doesn't recognize who he's dealing with.
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- Manfred von Karma
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-- I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I'm number one! --
- Manfred von Karma
Sorry. I don't talk to imbosiles.
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- Manfred von Karma
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-- I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I'm number one! --
- Manfred von Karma
Young boy, you have yet to learn the thrills of being old.
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- Manfred von Karma
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-- I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I'm number one! --
- Manfred von Karma
Hmph. Your thanks are not needed. I am fully capable of handling myself.
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-- I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I'm number one! --
- Manfred von Karma
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-- I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I'm number one! --
- Manfred von Karma
Hmph.
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-- I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I'm number one! --
- Manfred von Karma
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-- I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I'm number one! --
- Manfred von Karma
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