The game would start out as a custom set of cards with the Neopian Star emblem to mark the deck (a die, gender indicators, and level markers are included with deluxe sets), but once I get proper rights from Steve Jackson Games, I might make mega money!
(I might share the money with you, since you would take part of the credit for the illustrations!)
Anyway, the card that I made is the
Kazoo of Charm (parody of the
Tuba of Charm). It would give you +4 to Run Away - yes, it would allow you to Run Away on an
ace if you don't have anything that will make you have to roll a higher number to succeed!
The illustration would be of a Kacheek playing the Kazoo of Charm to captivate the Kookith Swarm. (I will send the reference sketch to you once I get the scanner to work with my computer - I might just have to get a new scanner because the one that I have got messed up after the Internet got shut down because a bill was not paid on time.)