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Hell, awesome 8D
Congrats to your new job and I believe, you will have lots and lots of fun
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"Say, great lord of Castle Oblivion, why is your castle so big?"
"It's so that my ass can get even bigger!"
Congrats to your new job and I believe, you will have lots and lots of fun
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"Say, great lord of Castle Oblivion, why is your castle so big?"
"It's so that my ass can get even bigger!"
Congratulations, I was expecting something like "I WORK AT A DVD STORE"
But after I read your journal I realized I should have known better >:.
I'D COME BUY SOME PORN OFF OF YOU.
But I'm underage B&.
But after I read your journal I realized I should have known better >:.
I'D COME BUY SOME PORN OFF OF YOU.
But I'm underage B&.
That. Is the best. Job. EVER.
Do you get an employee discount?
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I am the evil queen of randomness! Fear m--ooo, a butterfly! *runs off distracted*
Do you get an employee discount?
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O.o o.O O.o o.O O.o o.O O.o o.O O.o o.O O.o o.O
I am the evil queen of randomness! Fear m--ooo, a butterfly! *runs off distracted*
50% after three months of employment :3
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"...This might explain why when I walk past the enormous cactus with my boyfriend, he declares "That's my size!". Woman do not walk by a Dunkin' Donuts, eye the hole in the glazed and make the same comparison."
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"...This might explain why when I walk past the enormous cactus with my boyfriend, he declares "That's my size!". Woman do not walk by a Dunkin' Donuts, eye the hole in the glazed and make the same comparison."
Best f*cking job ever :'DDD Holy shit X'DDD
Congratulations on your awesome job! That sounds like fun! xD;;
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
OH MY GOD, IT IS. I'm in some kind of HEAVEN ;D; <3
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"...This might explain why when I walk past the enormous cactus with my boyfriend, he declares "That's my size!". Woman do not walk by a Dunkin' Donuts, eye the hole in the glazed and make the same comparison."
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"...This might explain why when I walk past the enormous cactus with my boyfriend, he declares "That's my size!". Woman do not walk by a Dunkin' Donuts, eye the hole in the glazed and make the same comparison."
*laughs* one of my childhood friends works at the sex shop here... she actually showed me something that.. I MUST HAVE... a VIBRATING RUBBER DUCKIE!!! and told me about the SEX Gourmet Chocolate... >w> *loves that stuff*
honestly... I think I'd love to work there too ;w; but no... I work at the fucking WALL (Wal*Mart)... man... or.. like.. an anime shop like Sweet Kitty... hoshit yes...
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Looking for people to Join a Kingdom Hearts Roleplay on dAmn
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honestly... I think I'd love to work there too ;w; but no... I work at the fucking WALL (Wal*Mart)... man... or.. like.. an anime shop like Sweet Kitty... hoshit yes...
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Looking for people to Join a Kingdom Hearts Roleplay on dAmn
[link]
NEEDS MOAR COWBELL
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But after I read your journal I realized I should have known better >:.
I'D COME BUY SOME PORN OFF OF YOU.
But I'm underage B&.