jackmackhack's avatar
On height
-Haruhi probably appears to be shorter because of the art style that's used in the series (And allot of other anime for that matter). The girls are drawn with an exaggeratedly petite figure. In this image, Haruhi' body measured shoulder to shoulder only 60% of Kyon's shoulder to shoulder length. So while the girls technically are smaller, the biggest difference isn't in height. Of course the body size of characters seems to be more of an artistic taste, so fanart tends to bring a sort of standardization.(And I have no idea why I think of these things...)

On kidnapping :thumbsup:
Option 2 response
-While that kind of scenario is fun occasionally (Evil overlord forcing the Heroine into marriage), I'm a kind of guy who really likes the actual kidnapping. Thus not having the girls actually abducted in a cute/sexy out fit is a bit of a bummer. Though both the outfits they end up wearing can end up being sexy. I'm personally not quite big on the death threats aspect though. It's much more interesting IMHO for the captor to be able to force the Damsel into something rather than resorting to threats, it just seems to contradict the position of total dominance the captor is supposed to have. Like in the example you gave, the (female)Specialist kidnapper could loosen the bounds enough to strip and change outfits, rebind the girl, and add cosmetics. This would be highly ironic if done to Haruhi.

Option 1 response
-Gangs ups are fun :horny: . It really helps subvert the problem that a regular mook by himself can't efficiently physically restrain a girl [I]without[/i] hurting her if the girl doesn't succumb to Standard female Grab area (To many things to cover, not enough hands). A couple of low level villain red shirts working together could probably get it done efficiently.

Though there's something a bit more personal with just having one extremely efficient kidnapper. It has an entirely different feel when the damsel has been dominated by just one kidnapper who totally pwn3d her. There's just this sort of cool professionalism of an individual who can quickly subdue a girl without hurting her, and then making off with her over the shoulder.

But yeah, if you don't go one of these two routes with a non KO or threat (using a weapon) based kidnapping, all you're left with is a more clumsy proloinged kidnapping or one where the damsel doesn't resist efficiently. The first can be fun, along with the second if it's in character for the damsel (It'd make sense for Mikuru, but not Haruhi).

Bondage sure is fun :horny:
TheAnoraknophobe's avatar
Oh, I enjoy the kidnapping too. And tying them when they're already dressed pretty. <3 But in this particular case, it seemed more likely that they were stuffed into the gowns after the nabbing. Unless they were both grabbed from their respective weddings. Not impossible, I suppose, certainly quite daring.

Good call about the dominance thing, I'm not so big on the threats either...I wonder if there's a market for a story or stories about a team of specialist abductor-beauticians?

And yes, we'd ALL like to be that super-duper kidnapper. ^_^ I must say, the depth and breadth of thought you devote to this is heartening. Have you considered doing any writing yourself?
jackmackhack's avatar
...Oh, so all this talk about weddings is referring to the OP commission? I thought you were just talking in general. Alright, since the bad guys have something very specific in mind for the girls (Bridal capture), then it makes sense that they'd do something like this.

I take Naru is the bride, and Haruhi the Bridesmaid...thus bringing up a very interesting question. What happens to the Bridesmaid after the wedding? I really doubt the bad guys are going to go through all the trouble of kidnapping Suzumiya just to let her go after walking down the aisle with Naru.

As for writing, I've tried stinting at it during last summer break, but got distracted from when my first semester at collage started. Maybe now that I'm on break till January 20th I'll try getting something down.
TheAnoraknophobe's avatar
Actually, they're both wearing bridal gowns. Whoever the captor is *nervous cough* he's clearly very greedy.
jackmackhack's avatar
Very greedy indeed. I suppose the villain decided there wasn't much sense in kidnapping two babes, and only marrying one of them. :lol: . Kinda got thrown off since neither are an overtly traditional wedding gowns (Naru's sorta is...). Though I do think they fill the role quite well. The gowns are lovely (Kudo's Anime-Gagged), and compliment the figures of our gorgeous blushing brides :horny:

Speaking of Blushing Brides, suddenly all the blushing is so much more amusing. They've not only undergone the standard humiliation of being kidnapped, but they're even getting forcibly hitched to their captor. Now the purty little things can only give terrified and muffled set of squeals as the organ starts up. One last desperate struggle before the firm hands of their attendants take their slender arms in tow, and escort them down the aisle to the alter, where their groom-to-be eagerly awaits to tie the Knot with his luscious, if unwilling, sweethearts.

Bad pun aside, I'm really starting to see the appeal of this particular scenario. :horny: