dubdotherdain's avatar
Sounds like how I have my house laid out. though I make sure that an axe or war pick is very noticible to anyone looking in through any of the ground floor windows. I had a hilarious encounter with a Jehova Witness once when I opened the door and first thing the guy noticed was my left arm stretched back, hand grabbing the handle of an axe that was resting in the hooks that hold my keys. He went wide eyed and said "Never mind. Sorry to bother you.." and nearly ran back to the curb.
Astalo's avatar
I have one big baseball bat leaning to my front door coat rack. It's not so "obvious" home protection object than some fearsome weapons like battle axes, because baseball is really a quite popular past time sport in this part of the country.

I don't really want to scare all my visitors away, because it's not probably very good for the business.. :P