Comment on You's Arrested, Yo by JohnSu
Nononono, you should have had an even tinier person within the wallet, and then that person holds out a piggy bank and he thinks, "Oh, it's the money," but then the person uncorks the piggy bank and inside.. A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS MADE OF INTESTINES BECAUSE THE PIG WAS REAL.
and the pig is like "I wish I were a sea cucumber..." and passes out
Sea cucumbers aren't that bad, if you can get over the fact that it looks like elephant skin covered in dirt and boiled in grape juice. It also tastes like a mix between gelatin and rubber.
an't that the truth