Sephiroth: "Damn we're sexy."
Cloud: "We totally are."
"Look at this angst. Burning sexy rage."
"You should call it rexy."
"Or sage."
"I dunno..."
"Yeah, that sounds kinda gay."
"Says the Herbal Essences user."
"...Because I'm worth it."
And that's what I imagine them saying to eachother. Because that's how beautiful people talk. *cough*