HOLY CRAP!!!! $2 for a damned pencil? It better be the size of a SCREWDRIVER for $2! Was it imported? Made from extinct Brazilian hardwoods from the rain-forest? I haven't used a pencil in ten years.
I wish I had some boxes of Pencils from when I went to school! They'd worth HUNDREDS of dollars!
DUDE! I could make me some money on the pencil black market with those!