theLastWanderer's avatar
Ladies and those of the female persuasion first.
Infernal-Imp's avatar
As I said: After you.
theLastWanderer's avatar
When it's convenient.
theLastWanderer's avatar
*quizzical look* Did the radiation really do that much to your brain? After you.
Infernal-Imp's avatar
Well, if you insist you're not a lady and that you are a man...

The man is supposed to lead.
theLastWanderer's avatar
But a man gives up his right to the lady (and I use the term loosely). You first.
Infernal-Imp's avatar
Well, if that's so you'd better go find a lady to shove ahead of you. And while you're not being man enough to lead by example, I win first place!
theLastWanderer's avatar
I'm being man enough to give up that place. Just like the officers on board the Titanic. And maybe I can get rid of you this way. No, I'm not that lucky.
Infernal-Imp's avatar
Yes, but for harmless yet unwanted situations I'm afraid you men get the double standard of going first. And darling, if you want to get rid of me all you have to do is ask. Nicely.
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