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But... Dude.. Tying someone up is the only way its FUN! ;) Im just kidding. And yeah, weird but amusing. SOmething to fix the monotony of life xD
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hahaha, whip cream and strawberry's is as far as I go:D nothing wrong with a bit excitement and romance.
but... that ruffer stuff.. I can imagine the next headlines: ''girl killed while doing bondage, suspect possible going to jail for EVAH!''

I think I'll pass:D
I mean if you start doing that it get's boring too, next thing you know. You're on a plane about to jump out with you're girl. and getting ready to have some nukky in the sky..
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Whip cream sounds like fun ^.^ And i think they need to censor that headline, my 7 year old cousin looks at the newspaper xD

Jumping out of a plane? Thats just stupid and idiotic. They'll be much to tangled uo to release the parachutes... And then some farmer is gonna find some sticky bloody mess of people in his cornfield... But hey, more interesting then those fake cropcircles high teenagers do :P
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hahaha aren't we crafty today?:D crop circles:D that one cracked me up:D
crop circles can only mean one thing! higher taxes. that was lame...

i'm curious were kinda chatting on someone's art:D how rude:D
oh well, better then no comment's at all:D

ever watched the dave chappel show?:D another funny headline:'' cop's sprinkle crack on innocent negro's''.
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Crack, cops and black guys. Sounds like the best combo since tricking Islams and Hindus into eating beef and pork fat.
And if anyone is bored enough to read this far into the chat, they are weither a total stalker, or live in their mother's basment. :D
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haha, well I guesse you're right about the basement part:D
you gotta be pretty lifeless to read down that far...

and in my opinion the best combo: hmm, would be...
a chicken-steak. yeah. I'm curious what that would taste like :O

btw. I was on the bus yesterday. And some gay guy kept staring at me and winking...
I mean for god's sake, CMON. like I don't have enough problem's.
I should get aids for christmas too... grouse.
I mean I don't hate gays and the can do they're stuff on each other as long as it's not rape and I don't see the funny business.

on the other side it's kinda a compliment don't you think (in a funny way). I mean gays are known for being well nourished and shallow like paris hilton.

1+1= I'm hot:D
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OH! Gay guys are fun to be friends with, when youre a girl. They can actually understand relationship problems... Haha

Chicken steak? mmmm sounds yummy. You ever get one, invite me over ^^

Tell me, why does a hot guy sppend his time on deviantart, exchanging messages with someone he doesnt know? :P



Question; Have a facebook?


Hi, im Ashley :) I think we forgot introductions. lol
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Well, I'm asuming I was one of those gay guy's:O
I mean I gave girl's shitload of advice and they kinda thought I was some sort of Dr. Phil. But honestly they're are hardly any women that are worth the effort. No offence to you it's just, I've had my experiences.

My face isn't shaped like a book.
Honestly, I don't have facebook and crap like that:P I like the good old fashioned way.

Yeah, I'm bob. I'm joking:D no one has a crappy name like that.
I'm peter and that crappy name you see a lot:D
happy Christmas:D
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