Comment on Justice Movie Night by Harseik
Barry: So what'd you all do today? I stopped a giant gorilla.
Diana: I struck a blow for women everywhere.
Clark: Saved a cat from a tree and got the key to the city.
Arthur: Stopped Exxon from expanding in the Pacific.
Batman: I stopped the Scarecrow who attempted to detonate a poison bomb all over the city, investigated multiple murders committed by a sociopath who mutilates people into dolls, stopped Two-Face from robbing every bank in Gotham, destroyed a drone army bent on destroying Gotham City, put out fires committed by a serial arsonist.....all in one night.
*everyone stares*
Diana: I struck a blow for women everywhere.
Clark: Saved a cat from a tree and got the key to the city.
Arthur: Stopped Exxon from expanding in the Pacific.
Batman: I stopped the Scarecrow who attempted to detonate a poison bomb all over the city, investigated multiple murders committed by a sociopath who mutilates people into dolls, stopped Two-Face from robbing every bank in Gotham, destroyed a drone army bent on destroying Gotham City, put out fires committed by a serial arsonist.....all in one night.
*everyone stares*
Batman has to be a little messed up to be able to handle all that shit. Wait, he already was once his parents were murdered
Lol nothing the others can do will compare lmao
Lol nothing the others can do will compare lmao