Merchant: So, what're ya buyin'?
Me: *whispering imitation merchant voice* Your mom...
Merchant: So what're ya sellin?
Me: *whisper voice* Your dad...
Merchant: So... I've run outta questions...
Me: *running round the room yelling* AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
Merchant: So... What's the point in this conversation?