EmpressIllyria's avatar
I completey forgot it was April fools day!

Still even having said that, and last years Mudkips... well I actually LIKE pokemon (its a long story), But fucking twilight? I swear the F bomb hasnt dropped out of my mouth so freely in a very long time (and considering some of the things that have happened to me recently, that is really saying somehting!) I just HATE that franchise and all it stands for (eventhough it really doesnt stand foranything, it promotes shit I cant stand!) Hell I hate BARNEY as well, but even a barney avatar would've been funnier... this is just fucking offensive.

NOT a good joke.


They may as well have put up a photo of a starving orphan in Ethiopia and said "feed the homeless to the hungry" or some middle eastern woman being stoned to death for showing her ankles and said "know your place bitch"... this is just as offensive to me as that (because really, that is about what Bella represents, the needy powerless little cry-buffy victim du jour without a functioning brain in her skull... and SHE is who every little girl wants to be right now! *gags*). Fucking twilight!
jodipheonix's avatar
I am a total Vampire lover .. and I hired out
Twilight because I wanted to see if it was worthy
what it really was was a waste of my $2 and a
waste of my time.
I was so disappointed to think that they had
sparkling vampires that walked around on a cloudy
day without going POOF from the suns UV rays ..
and then to top it all off .. the weak little wussy
didn't even bite her! omg.. epic FAIL
so lame :no:

I agree .. I hate barney too , along with dora
but they would of been better
EmpressIllyria's avatar
I actually read the damn books, and hate myself for it. I admit I did it because everyone else was, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about... I still dont get it. The books are poorly written, the main character is the LEAST developed of all of them (she just whines, sulks, whines, and is EASILY one of the most CO-DEPENDANT characters Ive ever read outside of psychological case-studies, the whole thing is so vapid and shallow it literally twisted my stomache. I wanted to bash her face against pavement until there was excessive ammounts of blood... then the Jasper creature could finnish her off! *Laughs maniacally*) And then there were the VAMPIRES, they took them and everything dangerous and cool about them, and then neutered them! I mean they are freaking walking disco balls, but instead of going to vegas and utilizing this skill to keep the party going on and on and on... they also sulk and dress victorian and then have their own silly mafian that really serves no purpose what so ever other than to live in their own privte Disney Land and romp about like morbid children with "who are supa-coo and day know Kung fu!" (what the crazy hell!!! Why is it they always automatically know kung fu? Even the werewolves, is it programmed into their supernatural transformation process?) can you tell I just saw that movie back dynomite LOL
jodipheonix's avatar
[quote]freaking walking disco balls[/quote] :rofl:

I don't know ... violence is tops in movies , but
surly you'd think of something better then kung fu ..
eh ..

I'm glad I never read the books , I'm disappointed
that I even wasted my time watching the first movie
I refuse to watch the second ...

neutered , more like ass raped them of everything
cool about them and turned them into " freaking walking disco balls " :rofl:
EmpressIllyria's avatar
LOL well, it fits doent it! }

The first time I saw the sparkle effect I actually said out loud "OF course, that is why vampires are so popular at rave parties! Every party needs one!" LOL you had to hear the sarcastic tone it was delivered in also the guy I was with just burst out laughing.
EmpressIllyria's avatar
LOL you know NOW that is what you are going to think every time you see, hear, or think about it! Who needs a disco ball... just shine some lights on the vampire and crank up the tunes... insta disco! LOL

Now just imagine Edward doing in bell bottoms doing the John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever pose! LOL
jodipheonix's avatar
:rofl: omg that's even worse ...
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