What is it? I'm listening.
Glue a robot-sized pirate hat and paper mache parrot on him. Then proceed to address him as "Captain Breakdown" (or Patchy the Pirate. Whichever you prefer) without fail.
that is just plain mean! lol really lol...come on give breakdown a break (no pun intended). Just let me know is u plan on doing this so I can be well out of the way when he comes after u. lol...great now tears are forming in my eyes trying not to laugh.
Now that's actually pretty good.
Thank you, it just popped into my head randomly and wouldn't leave me alone XD