DarthSparrow's avatar
*Prostrate at her feet, don't fight*
TheGreatWukong's avatar
but fighting's the fun part
Donnersberg's avatar
I think we can have here a fine compromise: I would like to fight her, but not a fight to death. A fight without weapons, only with hand and feet.  The winner has to knockout or choke out the loser. When one fighter did pass out, the other fighter is the winner.

When the loser awakes, he has to prostrate at the feet of the winner, kissing her feet and begging for mercy. When the winner demands it, the loser has even to lick her feet.

After this act of submission the winner graciously grants mercy to the loser.

The great advantage is, the loser can get a revenge match after some time. When the winner kills the loser, impossible (of course, when the loser comes back as a zombie a revbenge match is possible :-)
DarthSparrow's avatar