UnicronWars's avatar
And all of those "dead calls" get redirected to you, like how dead letters to Santa Claus at the North Pole are redirected to North Pole, Alaska?
DumuziTheMessiah's avatar
More like to the Underworld or something.. The real St. Nikolas is dead, and was Turkish, and has been for a long time, look up the wiki or history or whatever..  People are expecting his ghost or undead corpse to rise and give presents! This is where Zanta Claws from Eddsworld probably got the idea from..
UnicronWars's avatar
They're expecting a living Santa Claus who looks nothing like St. Nicholas to come and give them rewards for their good behavior.

The Santa Claus still being alive is usually explainedin two types of ways:
1. "He's immortal!" The oldest stories of a Santa Claus of the sprt that doesn't resemble the historical St. Nicholas describle him as AN ELF.
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2. "He passes the tradition along generation to generation to the next Santa Claus." In other words, Santa is the Phantom. Or Shamu.
This is the basic plot of everything from the The Santa Clause movies to Sonic Christmas Blast (and most of it is made by Disney, which has always strived to sell Paganism and Witchcraft to children, and wouldn't know Christianity if Donald Duck smacked them upside the head with a Bible).
DumuziTheMessiah's avatar
Lol! Which shows how Christards really don't know jack shit and make up bullshit.
UnicronWars's avatar
It's not that they don't know, it's that most Churches suppress knowledge.
DumuziTheMessiah's avatar
Because the Church hates wisdom, after all "sin" actually means "wisdom" in Sumerian.
UnicronWars's avatar
I think most organized religions hate wisdom, and the questioning of their dogma in general.
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Dogma.... I swear it sounds like that word is talking about a dog's mother..XD

Those cults are all insane though, even gentle ones have something sinister deep in their blood and origins..
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