To start, neither of us feel the need to ID our partner as our only source of validity as you seem to need to.
Speaking another language natively, is no excuse for runon sentences (lack of periods, semi-colons, paragraphs etc.)
My father has also been a Probation Officer for well over 35 years, and would also just roll his eyes at you for the claims you're making.
You simply cannot handle the notion that you aren't correct. You have only gone 10% of the way to protect your work, and believe 3rd party companies to do all the work for you - THAT is a MISTAKE.
Quit your ranting at folks who just don't care about your legal claims (since your journals have gone back as far as November about art theft), and fix the situation. Plain and simple.
Pessimism is only optimism with experience. Welcome to the internet. I would have the same conversation with you in person, if you were ever to dare leave your comforted walls of the UK.
Trying to do your 'own thing' with art theft is fine, except that you simply aren't looking at it from the point of view as those who have been on the internet longer than the UK has even had the internet. What goes on line is free resource, unless tagged VISUALLY, with actual contract and signed copyrights protecting said works.
Claiming that I'm being negative about your methods is just silly, its as if you were trying to run your diesel car on just oil, forgetting the other portion of the fuel aspect, and claiming that you're 'trying it your own way' - you will only get screwed in the end.
Either do it the right way, ALL the way, or don't do it at all.
As for Gooogle Translate, it isn't the only translator site available, and I wouldn't have cared if you did put your wording in Gaelic, SOME of us aren't retardedly lazy, and wouldn't have had a problem looking translations up. You aren't the only one I've spoken with in this world who speaks another language - and yes, I do mean SPOKEN.
Either way, enjoy the day you find your art thieved, and no 3rd party company to back you up, simply because you refused to use your own imbedded watermarks.