Comment on NPC - Ray's pet by NotDamien
Kale: 
No! I don't want too! It smells and will give me nightmares. Why can't we just get a cute penguin instead? -pushes it away some more-
No! I don't want too! It smells and will give me nightmares. Why can't we just get a cute penguin instead? -pushes it away some more-
Ray;; You've already met it. :I You'll never forget it. I've tried. A penguin ?
Kale: Why do you even keep this thing around? It can't even swim and all it does is stare at you and make everyone feel uncomfortable. -pauses- Yes a penguin! With their charming little tuxedo clad bodies and their water proof feathers they would make the perfect pet. Ahhh... they're so cute. 
Ray;; Because it's snuggly, and it totally reminds me of you. Look at it. It never learns ! [/HINT HINT] Penguins..seriously. You can if you want..I guess ? [/CAT EYE CONTACT]
Kale: Don't go confusing the two of us Ray. :I You're the one that never learns his lesson. Or do I need to remind you of all the times you nearly got yourself killed? -pauses before letting out a small sigh, shaking his head no- I'm fine with just the stuffed toys really... Penguins live in cold temperatures after all. -cringes as eye contact is made with the creepy cat, purposely trying to pull his gaze away-
Ray; PFFFFFHAHA STUFF TOYS. You're so cute, Princess ! [/holds back giggling] The cat is with me. I'll blindfold it for all yo' silver. [/picks it up and tucks it under his arm]
Kale: -flushes up a bit at the others laughter, immediately regretting sharing the fact that he collects stuffed penguins with the younger male- ...I'm not paying you to blindfold your demon cat Ray. :I
Ray::Why not you think he's totally creepy. [/whiiiine]
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