Comment on Lolwut by GhostLiger
Shadow: WHY?! Every time I enter this realm I end up in some weird situation.
like the time you were swimming in custard?
Shadow: I wasn't swimming... I fell in ¬///¬
a likely story ^^ I saw the way you were eying those marshmallow pygmies; if it wasn't for the dice-monster over there, you'd have swam over :3
Shadow: I don't like swimming in custard!!
oh what? you're saying you only eyed the marshmallows cause you wanted them to help you out of the sticky sweetness? Feh, nice try bub.
Shadow: I don't like marshmallows!!
Shhh shhh shhhhhhhhhh what the hell man; you trying to get us all skewered and cooked over an open fire? huh? are you???? You know how little it takes for those soft bastards to pounce on us? 
insult the wafers if you like, but not the freaking Marshmallows!!!
insult the wafers if you like, but not the freaking Marshmallows!!!View all replies
Riverfox (the otter in armor): What are you talking about, that was a GREAT time! We never would have found that pool of custard if Shadow hadn't fallen into it, and then where would we get our ice cream? We'd have to walk all the way across the field to the spontaneously combusting ice cream geysers, that's what.
Yeah, stay away from those; I don't like the looks of the shrooms around there and the random sentient chocolate wafers are.. well... a bit eccentric at best 
Random Food Word Girl: The shrooms are okay if you dip them in hot sauce, but you're totally LEMON WEDGES right about the chocolate wafers. We have to sneak past them to avoid the sombrero parties, which are fun if, y'know, you stay away from the attack pinatas.
I've never seen an attack pinãtã; I'm prolly very lucky huh? All I know is I once heard this "wooodle woodle swish prrrrrrbwam" sound and someone told me it was an attack pinãtã warning cry meaning "warning, pale, pink squishy in hard loafers, after our gravel-stash"
Riverfox: *in awe* You have a friend who can understand the attack pinatas? That's AMAZING! We have to communicate via morse code tapped out on rock candy with chicklets! And they usually don't wait for us to do that, so it's, y'know, complicated.
*whispers* I'm insane, I can understand ANYTHING.
sometimes I wish I didn't; the mouse under my sink keeps calling me an asshole just cause I took his right ear to use as a cup.
For the record, the attack pinatas don't scare me, but the chili-cheese monster does :/ him and his candy-corn minions.
sometimes I wish I didn't; the mouse under my sink keeps calling me an asshole
just cause I took his right ear to use as a cup. For the record, the attack pinatas don't scare me, but the chili-cheese monster does :/ him and his candy-corn minions.