Cp carmen: at least I'm not dead like some of you guys are
Marisa Kirisame: Who the hell is she?
Patchouli Knowledge: She's from the Reviewaverse.
Marisa Kirisame: The WHAT?
Patchouli Knowledge: You know, Apollo Z. Hack's native universe?
Marisa Kirisame: Who the hell is Apollo Z. Hack?
Apollo Z. Hack: That would be me! In my native universe, a solar flare created a cataclism event that plunged my native Earth into chaos and dissray. Eventually, from the ashes of the old civilization came a new one, ruled by three kingdom. The Kingdom of Yahama was ruled by my universe's Hatsune Miku. The Kingdom of the United Northern Highlands was ruled by my universe's Haruhi Suzimiya. And the Kingdom of Kickassia was ruled by your counterpart from my universe. I was part of a elite unit of soldiers in the army of the Kingdom of Kickassia, serving under the commands of General Nostalgia Bison. When I activated my Revuer Unit, I unlocked incredible powers far beyond those of mere humans! C.P. Carmen was a member of the Kingdom of the United Northern Highlands, and when she-
Marisa Kirisame: Yeah, that's all very nice, but I'm really can't process it right now, since I'm still trying to comprehend the fact that the new universe has a music-themed superheroine that is based on "Jem and the Holograms", of all things.
Patchouli Knowledge: She's from the Reviewaverse.
Marisa Kirisame: The WHAT?
Patchouli Knowledge: You know, Apollo Z. Hack's native universe?
Marisa Kirisame: Who the hell is Apollo Z. Hack?
Apollo Z. Hack: That would be me! In my native universe, a solar flare created a cataclism event that plunged my native Earth into chaos and dissray. Eventually, from the ashes of the old civilization came a new one, ruled by three kingdom. The Kingdom of Yahama was ruled by my universe's Hatsune Miku. The Kingdom of the United Northern Highlands was ruled by my universe's Haruhi Suzimiya. And the Kingdom of Kickassia was ruled by your counterpart from my universe. I was part of a elite unit of soldiers in the army of the Kingdom of Kickassia, serving under the commands of General Nostalgia Bison. When I activated my Revuer Unit, I unlocked incredible powers far beyond those of mere humans! C.P. Carmen was a member of the Kingdom of the United Northern Highlands, and when she-
Marisa Kirisame: Yeah, that's all very nice, but I'm really can't process it right now, since I'm still trying to comprehend the fact that the new universe has a music-themed superheroine that is based on "Jem and the Holograms", of all things.
Cp carmen: well I'm not from there
Crimson Spider I: Oooooh, shit!
Lightning I: Not again!
Carisa Versipellis: I'm not letting that overgrown mutt devour me again!
Sara Pezzini: And i sure as shit ain't swimming in his digestive juices to rescue you all again!
*everyone single Universe Beta native runs away as far as they can, while the AwesomeTohouverse natives look on in confusion*
Marisa Kirisame: What's the deal with them?
Patchouli Knowledge: Maybe they are scared of bad Power Rangers cosplay!
Apollo Z. Hack: Hey, for you to know-
*Apollo Z. Hack gets eaten by Cerberus before he has chance to say anything else*
Suika Ibuki: Oh, so this is what they are all afraid of?
*Suika grows until she is bigger than Cerberus. Suika pries Apollo Z. Hack from inside Cerberus' stomach, and then crushes Cerberus under her giant foot*
Suika Ibuki: No need to thank me, Masked Rider.
*Hades appears, mad as hell*
Hades: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? YOU DARE INTERUPT MY STORYLINE?
Suika Ibuki: Pop quiz, brimstone robes...who was the last guy who said those exact same words?
*a look of realization hits Hades' face*
Suika Ibuki: Indeed. So, if I were you, I would take the charming mortal lady and conduct my affairs away from the yokai that could KICK MY ASS.
*Hades takes Carmen as they walk away to another part of the underworld*
Lightning I: Not again!
Carisa Versipellis: I'm not letting that overgrown mutt devour me again!
Sara Pezzini: And i sure as shit ain't swimming in his digestive juices to rescue you all again!
*everyone single Universe Beta native runs away as far as they can, while the AwesomeTohouverse natives look on in confusion*
Marisa Kirisame: What's the deal with them?
Patchouli Knowledge: Maybe they are scared of bad Power Rangers cosplay!
Apollo Z. Hack: Hey, for you to know-
*Apollo Z. Hack gets eaten by Cerberus before he has chance to say anything else*
Suika Ibuki: Oh, so this is what they are all afraid of?
*Suika grows until she is bigger than Cerberus. Suika pries Apollo Z. Hack from inside Cerberus' stomach, and then crushes Cerberus under her giant foot*
Suika Ibuki: No need to thank me, Masked Rider.
*Hades appears, mad as hell*
Hades: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? YOU DARE INTERUPT MY STORYLINE?
Suika Ibuki: Pop quiz, brimstone robes...who was the last guy who said those exact same words?
*a look of realization hits Hades' face*
Suika Ibuki: Indeed. So, if I were you, I would take the charming mortal lady and conduct my affairs away from the yokai that could KICK MY ASS.
*Hades takes Carmen as they walk away to another part of the underworld*
Cp carmen: ....
*my tardis materializes (its a washing machine)* GOD DANG IT I SAID I WANTED TO GO UNDER THE WORLD! NOT THE UNDERWORLD! this is why i didnt use voice command tardis circit for my previous 69 incarnations.