because someone of the squid army killed a real life squid. well, actually, it was a cuttlefish, but still!! they're taking this too far! what kind of SADISTIC asshole takes this damn war to poor little DEFENSELESS cuttlefish?! T^T
(also, That thing you said about sky being hitler, its not him. Its the recruits. THEY think we have to kill real life squids. But we kill minecraft squids. Not Real life squids. THEY dont know that! Some Stupid Recruits take it literally. But to be honest squids make really good calamari.)