This is just asking to be made into a plz account. 
NO doubt!
NO doubt!
Plz accounts are a thing of the past. Now you can just do that:
Or, well, you could if you were a Premium Member... 
Hello, i'm the doctor, and I demand you to be DEAD!
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11