Altarior's avatar
Thank you! ^W^ Mechanics always break my hand, but this one wasn't too bad. It only broke like four of my fingers and cracked a nail. Naturally, I'm upset about the nail of course :I
SkullKidRoss's avatar
Of course you are, you're a girl, and if there's one thing I've been taught about girls through media it's that they all hate breaking nails :nod:
Altarior's avatar
Why of course! It's like the sixth vital organ or something! Brain, heart, kidneys, liver, lungs, nails. Right?
SkullKidRoss's avatar
Nails are pretty vital, how else would we absorb sun and convert it into energy?
Altarior's avatar
We could always use our earlobes? It's like the one thing they're good for :I
SkullKidRoss's avatar
But earlobes are for having pretty ornaments from!
Altarior's avatar
Only on Saturdays! Always only on Saturdays! The rest of the week they're converting CO2 into liquid nitrogen, often mistaken for ear wax :I
SkullKidRoss's avatar
Oh man you mean I've been eating my own liquid nitrogen all this time!? D:
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