Comment on Varen by toomuchcanvas
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And that same one can hold his own in a grapple, shoot lightning, and possesses uncanny fashion sense.
And do not mock the guyliner!
And do not mock the guyliner!
Any male character who wears makeup deserves to be mocked for it, Lufor gets it enough. and the only reason you can grapple is because you did some wizardly bullshit where you can substitute direct brawn for brains, which is bull;
And the only reason you have an "uncanny fashion sense" is because your girlfriend drew him. If YOU drew him his "uncanny fashion sense" would be beat up old jeans, 3 week old dirty holey socks, old sneakers, a raggedy ass hawaiian shirt and a cloak.
Varen is NOT Harry Dresden.
And the only reason you have an "uncanny fashion sense" is because your girlfriend drew him. If YOU drew him his "uncanny fashion sense" would be beat up old jeans, 3 week old dirty holey socks, old sneakers, a raggedy ass hawaiian shirt and a cloak.
Varen is NOT Harry Dresden.
Welll excuuuuse me princess! I'm sorry if physics itself likes Varen. And while she did draw him, and draw him well, you're just sad because Remus is still at "Bathrobe hero" status. And I actually did attempt to draw him. And when did we ever establish Luffor wearing makeup?
Who is Harry Dresden?
Who is Harry Dresden?
Luffor's got too much money to throw around to just utilize makeup. I say some kind of mystical mumbo jumbo is at work there.
Remus has only ever used two outfits! Bathrobe status is not too impressive on him.
See, you had to use physics the hard way, Varen circumvents the system.
Wizards, Sorcerers, Bards, Clerics, basically all spellcasters screw with reality. The only classes that aren't bull in that definition are Rogues, Monks, Fighters, and Barbarians.
And they all start defying physics at higher levels.
Isn't that right, Mr. I can punch you 8 times in 5 seconds with enough force to smash a foot of iron?
And who really wants to be a fighter? Seriously.
Remus has only ever used two outfits! Bathrobe status is not too impressive on him.
See, you had to use physics the hard way, Varen circumvents the system.
Wizards, Sorcerers, Bards, Clerics, basically all spellcasters screw with reality. The only classes that aren't bull in that definition are Rogues, Monks, Fighters, and Barbarians.
And they all start defying physics at higher levels.
Isn't that right, Mr. I can punch you 8 times in 5 seconds with enough force to smash a foot of iron?
And who really wants to be a fighter? Seriously.
Monks can't get no armor, and every Outfit I've ever gotten has been a "bathrobe"! and wizards are bull, playing with the laws of physics, I GOT THIS FAR BY USING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MY ADVANTAGE! And for the record, he does have an outfit on underneath, he's not walking around with a damn robe, his drawers and shoes. and face it dude, Our heroes are immortals now, and he's kicking his third milleneum, you don't think, with how vain lufor is, he wouldn't wear make up or use hair dye to hide the slightest effects of aging? do you think he'd actually THINK to get an illusion to do that for him?
As for Harry dresden, he's the wizard protagonist of a book series I'm reading, takes your idea of a "bathrobe" wizard to a higher level.
Couldn't wear his good robe to a wizard council meeting because his cat took a dump on it, so he walked in with what I think was a flannel bathrobe. it's was still TECHNICALLY a robe.
As for Harry dresden, he's the wizard protagonist of a book series I'm reading, takes your idea of a "bathrobe" wizard to a higher level.
Couldn't wear his good robe to a wizard council meeting because his cat took a dump on it, so he walked in with what I think was a flannel bathrobe. it's was still TECHNICALLY a robe.