oh mah lawd
i would do anything you told me to do for that second one
you want your enemy to disappear? done. you need a sandwich? bam, served up fresh. need me to lead a prison riot? can do. can't find your other sock? it's actually in the second drawer, also, i tidied up your room for you

but in all honesty, i would simply offer money and trade because i do have a few characters.
however, i don't have a lot of money right now so draw to adopt options are always good, though i can see how it would be difficult for you because you have to decide based off a lot of entires